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What personal data we collect and why we collect it

We don’t collect anything.  Your personal business is your business.  You have the right to remain silent.  Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you, but not by us and that attorney may be good or great (like most Kern County Public Defenders) or may be pathetic and incompetent.  Be wary of substitutes and imposters, such as those going by names like Marc, Gary, and Edgar, and pretending to be competent.  Personal data includes, but is not limited to, social security number, Pokémon trainer level, weight, shoe size, and complete audio recording of everything said or done in your home as recorded by home automation devices, such as Alexa, Google Home, and other such systems.  No allegation or implication is made that such devices actually record or monitor any conversations or personal activities taking place in the privacy of your own home.  These devices probably do not spy on you and Mark Zuckerberg is probably not a robot or lizard overlord who knows everything about you.


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