Daddy's Web Page

About Us

Who we are

Our website address is DaddysWebpage.com.

What personal data we collect and why we collect it

We don’t collect anything.  We don’t care.  You have the right to remain silent.  Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you, but not by us and that attorney may be good or great (like most Kern County Public Defenders) or may be pathetic and incompetent.  Be wary of substitutes and imposters, such as those going by names like Marc, Gary, and Edgar and pretending to be competent.  Personal data includes, but is not limited to, social security number, pokemon trainer level, weight, shoe size, and complete audio recording of everything said or done in your home as recorded by home automation devices, such as Alexa, Google Home, and other such systems.  No allegation or implication is made that such devices actually record or monitor any conversations or personal activities taking place in the privacy of your own home.  These devices probably do not spy on you and Mark Zuckerberg is probably not a robot or lizard overlord who knows everything about you.

Disclaimers

This site not tested on animals, except for two cats and a bunch of chickens.  All pages are gluten-free, Non-GMO, hypoallergenic, vegan, vegetarian, kosher, MSG free. Void where prohibited. No representation or warranty, express or implied, with respect to the completeness, accuracy, fitness for a particular purpose, or utility of these materials or any information or opinion contained herein. Pages may not display correctly with Chrome versions less than Version 368.0.3359.181, FireFox versions less than Version 182.3234, Opera versions less than The Marriage of Figaro, or Explorer versions less than Vasco Nunez de Balboa.  Any resemblance to actual people, living or dead, or events, past, present or future, is purely coincidental.  Batteries not included.  Use only as directed.  Read at your own risk.  Ask your doctor or pharmacist if this webpage is right for you.  Parental guidance is not advised.  No preservatives or additives.  Keep away from angry pets and dirty children.  Do not fold, spindle or mutilate.  Must be 18 years or older or younger.  No artificial color or flavor added.   May contain or be prepared by nuts.

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